Words of Wisdom

-Said while watching the bathwater drain out of the tub: 'You know, there are bits of dirt and bits of skin there. But it's okay: the skin are really little bits, otherwise you would have a hole and that wouldn't be good.'

-Said after a friend told him 'You're not my friend' one day and a few days later said 'You're my best friend': 'What she said the other day means I can't hear what she is saying today very well.'